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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Peachy's Pet Pals: Eight Great Ways to Beat the Heat by Pug Star Emma Grant, the Pretty Preppy Pug!

1. Get sunglasses.  I borrowed Peachy's because I'm cute enough to persuade her!  You will feel cool if you look cool.
2. Make PUGSICLES.  My brother Oscar made Preppy Pistachio and I made Pulitzer Pink (tastes like berries!).  We get our mom to make it a swirl.  We need three more pugs to help us eat it though since Carol (come on people, she doesn't need a last name now she is Goddess of the Preppy Handbook and To Marry and English Lord...)says you need 5 pugs to be properly preppy.
3.  Take a bubble bath.  I am a luxurious dog and that is what we do: luxurious things!
4. Take a nap in your doggie bed with many, many icecubes!
5. Get some cute floaties to put on your arms and legs and relax in the OOL.  Mine is not a pool because there is no P in it.  Except the P for Pug.
6.  Get an ool boy to fan you 
7. Stand like a flamingo.  It seems to work for them!
8. My boyfriend Bruno says use scuba gear like his mom and go underwater.  P.S. Don't tell Bruno about the ool boy...

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