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Thursday, December 9, 2010

On Christmas, by W.C. FIELDS

"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."
-W.C. FIELDS, The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips & One-Liners

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