On Horseradish, by Jimmy Fallon
"Thank you horseradish, for being neither a radish nor of a horse. What you are is a liar food. (I'm looking at you, too, Grape Nuts.)
-Jimmy Fallon
-Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html