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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

On Slow-Walking Families, by Jimmy Fallon

"Thank you slow-walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk.  No, please, take your time.  And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots.  I am so thankful that you forced me to walk into the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace."
-Jimmy Fallon

Absolutely brilliant:

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