On Dinosaur Comparisons, by Jimmy Fallon
"Thank you glass of water on my table last night at P.F. Chang's, for rippling when an overweight man walked by. I know you weren't TRYING to compare him to a dinosaur, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you?"
-Jimmy Fallon
-Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html