On Fun-Size Candy, by Jimmy Fallon
"Thank you fun-size candy, for calling yourself 'fun' to distract me from the fact that you're smaller than regular candy. Nice try. They should call you 'disappointment-size candy.'"
-Jimmy Fallon
-Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html