On Leather Jackets, by Jimmy Fallon
"Thank you new leather jacket, for being much heavier than I thought. Every time I put you on I feel like I'm getting X-rays at the dentist."
-Jimmy Fallon
-Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html