On Toilet Paper, by Jimmy Fallon
"Thank you first sheet of a new toilet paper roll that won't tear off evenly so I have to scratch and claw and shred three layers of the roll just to get the thing started. But that's cool. I think I'll have the last laugh, since I know where you're ending up."
-Jimmy Fallon
-Jimmy Fallon
Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html