The Bitchy Critic
-A true story!-
Once upon a time, Peachy Deegan decided she wanted to consider Brand A. She was speaking to Brand A on the phone, and told them all about the glorious opportunity of working with her, and they decided to consider it. And they each hung up the phone. A month passed. Peachy called again, as it is strange for anyone not to jump on the opportunity if they own a brand that pursues measurable excellence. The CEO of Brand A had a delightful conversation with Peachy, and proceeded to have a lovely review, and consequently a stellar write-up feature. However, in speaking post-review, the CEO of Brand A revealed he thought initially when she said "I'm Peachy, a critic" that he heard "I'm the Bitchy Critic." Now they are laughing and he is pleased that Peachy is not one bit bitchy. (But she might get that way if you don't speak proper English...!)