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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Chez Peachy: The Hammacher Schlemmer 900 Gram Plush Genuine Turkish Towels Given Whom You Know's Highest Recommendation!




This post almost didn't happen. Upon her emergence from the shower, Peachy Deegan wrapped herself in this embodiment of utter luxury in white and almost didn't come out. The towel is bigger than her, and it is better than the very best towels at the very best hotels you've stayed at. Shouldn't Chez Vous be the best hotel of all? After consideration, Peachy thought it would be wicked of her to enjoy such an item of joy and happiness and not tell you about it, so she thought about drying off and getting dressed. But she didn't. She might just wear only the towel all day she loves it that much. You've never been so happy your shower just ended! You can't be too rich or too thin, unless you are a towel, and then you want to be too rich and too thick! Available only at Hammacher Schlemmer, we tested these 100% Turkish cotton towels against other premium towels on the market. Towels are something you (hopefully!) use every day, and this is one way to greatly improve your life.  The heaviest, densest available, they survived nine rounds of washing and drying (with no fabric softener), and most showed no signs of fading and only minimal shrinking. We suggest you buy more than one since when this towel is in the dirty pile, you will cry if you have to return to your current towels after experiencing this.  The colored cotton towels have an exceptional 900-gram weight, making them the heaviest towels available on the market. Their 1/4" thick pile makes them very soft while an abundance of tightly-wound loops offer superior warmth and absorbency. All towels are oversized for comfort and full coverage. Their softness is enhanced with subsequent washings as the threads "bloom." Machine washable. Imported. Gray, Ivory, Dark Green, Eggplant, Linen, Sage, Steel Blue, Amber, White, Dark Blue or Paprika. If you desire to monogram this item please call 1-800-395-7006, and ooh that makes this experience  just beyond! We see there are also 800 gram towels available, but if you're going to go for the gold in towels, we think you ought to have the 900 gram which exudes the most excellence after all.  If you really love someone, this is a terrific gift for them-everytime they dry off and cuddle with it, they can't help but think of you!  Now Peachy is going to leave the computer and hibernate curled up in her towel once again-and this total beauty receives our highest recommendation.


Bath Sheet. 70" L x 39" W. (3 1/2 lbs.) 
Item 71606 Price $69.95 
The 900 Gram Plush Genuine Turkish Bath Towels. 
55" L x 27" W. (2 lbs.) 
Item 71605 Price $39.95 
The 900 Gram Plush Genuine Turkish Hand Towels. 
31" L x 20" W. (13 oz.) 
Item 71604 Price $21.95 
The 900 Gram Plush Genuine Turkish Washcloths. 
12" L x 12" W. (4 oz.) 
Item 71603 Price $8.95 



Hammacher Schlemmer is America’s longest running catalog, offering the Best, the Only and the Unexpected since 1848. The company provides unique products that solve problems or represent the only one of their kind, and backs its products with The Hammacher Schlemmer Lifetime Guarantee. Hammacher Schlemmer’s innovative offerings are available through its catalog, online at www.hammacher.com, and at its landmark store on East 57th Street in New York City.

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