Peachy's Pet Pals: Introducing Sailor C. Flannery!
-as told to Peachy by Sailor's human-
Sailor was born at an indeterminate location approximately six years ago - according to his doctors. Parents are thought to be wealthy Canadians as he is part Golden Retriever and part Labrador Retriever. His early life is shrouded in mystery, but behind his quiet confidence and gentle disposition one surely detects a battle hardened warrior. Sailor’s many scars bear witness to his courageous combat and many acts of valor. A little known matter of record is that it was Sailor, not Lassie, who notified authorities of young Timmy’s fall into the well.
Our hero was introduced to us approximately four months ago by a Mr. Craig List, an influential entrepreneur with an enormous circle of friends. Perhaps you have heard of him? Mr. List discreetly advised that Sailor had developed some medical issues as a result of his time in the field and inquired as to whether we might assist him along his road to recovery. The HIPAA Act of 2003 prevents us from revealing the exact nature of his illnesses, but I am happy to report that he has achieved a complete recovery, with the assistance of excellent doctors and hospital staff.
Though not one to brag, Sailor is the recipient of several meritorious badges. He has achieved the highest level of proficiency in leash-walking, his dinner manners are flawless, and he drinks only out of appropriately designated vessels. In addition to his appointment as official mascot of a local chapter of Business Networking International, Sailor also serves as Director of Public Relations at Cruise Planners/Top Sail Journeys, where his easy nature and charm have made him an admired member of the business community.
Sailor has been fully inducted into the esteemed “Order (or is that Oder?) of the Sofa” and is a bone-ified gourmet. He is currently pursuing a degree in therapy and is hoping to volunteer his services locally at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL. During his spare time Sailor enjoys long walks, spending time at the beach and entertaining friends. Shown above and below are rare shots of Sailor during covert operations training.
