On When to Watch the News, the Best Parties and the Funniest Things by Regis Philbin
"Guess what? Watching bad news at the end of the day will never help you sleep restfully. Not these days. It's better to arrive late at a great party than never to arrive at all. The best parties always last longer and keep getting better anyway. Just show up! The funniest things that happen in life are usually to be found in the tiniest aggrivations."
-Regis Philbin
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