Miss Piggy's Fashion and Beauty Tips

Beauty takes practice. 

Never let your frog outdress you.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may become necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. 

Your hair is your most important accessory. In a pinch, you could do without your shoes, your purse, your eyeshadow - but without your hair, in that important first impression you'd score a Bad Beauty Impact. 

Never use yellow lipstick. 

Never color your teeth. 

Never powder your tongue. 

Never put flowers in your nose. 

Never braid your eyelashes. 

Never put anything blue on your cheeks. 

Never use anything that stinks, stings or stains. 

Never use anything that makes you cry, sneeze, look old, or turn red and bumpy.